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My Secret Festive Icon is THE BEST EVER!!!

(Like, I thought I was pretty awesome for my person, but dude, today my secret person rules!)

They gave me SERENITY!

It's pirated, but I DON'T CARE! I OWN SERENITY!

And I am making vitaminbootay watch it with me tonight.

Boredom

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In January I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Wednesday I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In October I caught a purse-snatcher who stole montykins's purse (30 points). Last month I helped vitaminbootay see the light (8 points). Last Tuesday I put gum in girldetective's hair (-12 points). Overall, I've been nice (720 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set! Sincerely, emiline

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