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Hello, June. It is nice to see you.

Hello, Evil Cold. It is not nice to have you invading my body. Anytime you'd like to leave (the sooner the better) would be superawesome.

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Our supervisor is on holidays today, so we're having a super time totally redecorating his cubicle. Lots of notes from "sponsors"/demands of ridiculous raises or we all quit, and silly pictures of American Idols declaring their love for him, etc...

This silliness is totally what I'll miss if I get that other position I applied for. But I'd only be 15 feet away, so I can still watch it all go down.

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Dear Buckley's Medicine,

I know people who swear by you. Yes, you taste like ass. But come on! Work a bit faster, please. I don't think you've done anything yet, and I'm already on my third spoonful. I'm following directions, but maybe I should take it to the max and do two at a time instead of one? Although, I would prefer if you just stopped making me cough right now. That'd be keen.

Thank you for your consideration,
emiline

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Dear magazine store down the road from work,

Okay, I've visited you HOW many times in the past 6 or 7 months, wondering if you carried Bitch or Bust magazines. Thank you for finally (FINALLY!) carrying them today, even though I'd already picked up the latest Bitch. I think I'll get a subscription anyway, because you're obviously not all that reliable.

On the fence,
emiline

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Dear guy at the movie store,

Hey, next time I have a free movie rental, kindly ASK me if I want to redeem it first before you just decide to redeem it for me. I had a plan, and you totally ruined it!

Bastard (but you were nice otherwise, so I can forgive you),
emiline

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Dear Empire Records,

Man, it's been a while, hasn't it? It's nice though; no matter how long it's been since we hung out together, when we do finally hang out, it's nice and comfortable. I like that.

"I hope you like blue cheese",
emiline