thetofupirate: (Damn the man!)
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Dear dude in front of me tonight at the concert,

PUT YOUR HANDS DOWN! There is no need to constantly have them in the air, ESPECIALLY when you're not pumping them up and down with any kind of rhythm that matches the music. SO GET YOUR DAMN HANDS OUTTA MY WAY!

Plus, there was NO NEED to hoist your shirt up over your head so that it only covered part of your back. No one needs to see that. Pasty white winter flesh is not a good look for anyone. But I am glad that you put your shirt back on properly before you bumped into me on your way out of the building.

no love,
emiline

***

Dear Pearl Jam,

That was pretty fun. Thanks.

Sincerely,
emiline

***

Dear what- or who- ever cut my wrist,

That was not nice! But thank you for not making it hurt.

emiline

Date: 2006-05-10 11:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ardenstreet.livejournal.com
there was a guy on diaryland who constantly wrote entries like these, and i couldn't get enough of them!

Date: 2006-05-11 01:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emiline.livejournal.com
I like doing them. They're fun to write, so I'm glad they're fun to read!

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